A lot of TV was happening last night. Season 4 premiere of Game of Thrones; season finale of Shameless; new HBO show Silicon Valley landed on the TV screen (we have yet to watch it though). Also, noteworthy, was the return of Veep. The season 3 premiere did not disappoint. And, while, I don’t think you need a full recap on what is happening in Veep world, I thought we might try to focus on the best zingers from last night’s episode. So here you go:
In case you have never watched Veep before, it’s full of lots of colorful language. You’ve been warned.
5. “What’s google’s number?” – Jonah
Dan’s response: “I don’t know. Ask Jeeves.”
4. “Sh*t on my tits, Maddox just resigned.” – Amy
3. “My pheromones make bitches moan” – Jonah
2. “Hey, Hepatitis, J. How’s that pic you posted on your blog?” – Dan
Naturally, in response: “It’s a hastag hurricane, bitch tits.” – Jonah
1. “I’m leaving here with my head held high and my nuts hanging low, on your momma’s chin, Martin.” – Jonah
Jonah may have gotten fired this episode, but I can’t imagine he will stay away for long, right? I sure hope not. Also, I am officially beginning the campaign for Jonah and Dan, #TrueDetectiveSeason2.
PS. Here is the deleted scene from this episode.